Part of the Borg. Don't buy the lies about being "Diabetic and needing this pump." He's really the first of what promises to be a major invasion!
"Ya'see, Theo, the kids don't know what the jazz is all about, ya'see!"
Part-time collegiate fencing coach, part-time foam fighter, full time Borg agent seeking to nefariously overthrow our world! You were warned!
Rook joined the realm of Centrawoven as an on and off member many years ago, however, his attendance recently has been quite exemplary. Quite! Hmm, yes, sah!
Enjoys "folding people like lawnchairs" with his spear.